“Let me put it this way,” The blonde sighed. “Have you ever seen Something About Mary, where Ben Stiller catches his…um, you know…in the zipper of his pants?”

“Yes,” Mrs. Robinson responds incredulously.

“Well,” The blonde says wincing. “This is worse. You need to call an ambulance.”

Join the 5 members of Good Charlotte as they rewrite this Christmas carol...

Chapters: 12 | Word count: 14940 | Read count: 1326 | Published: 12-20-09 | Updated: 12-25-09
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My little take on the Mest song 25 to Life

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 538 | Read count: 121 | Published: 05-22-05 | Updated: 05-22-05
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When Billy Martin, guitarist of world famous band-Good Charlotte, commits suicide, the world mourns.
2 years later, a figure appears on the balcony of the band's house, could it be Billy....?

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 1174 | Read count: 270 | Published: 08-21-06 | Updated: 08-22-06
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Not knowing how to handle the death of his fiancee, looking around his house, was a constant reminder of who she was, memories invaded him from their childhood to adulthood.

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2150 | Read count: 147 | Published: 08-31-06 | Updated: 08-31-06
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Benji and Joel stepped out of their car into the deep snow. Joel's eyes suddenly became sad. There were about twenty people gathered outside a very small church.

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 586 | Read count: 124 | Published: 08-10-05 | Updated: 08-10-05
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I can't tell you a lot about my story because it's still just the beginning, but I hope you'll read it. It's about Lindlay, a girl who teachs Benji to believe the Fairy tales...

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 1231 | Read count: 46 | Published: 03-04-05 | Updated: 03-06-05
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Benji's best friend Kassandra comes to him when she needs him the most & he's more than willing to be there for her. But what happens when Benji doesn't want to be her friend anymore? What if he wants more? Should he tell her? His best friend (Mr. Tony Lovato) encourages the revealing of this burning love in Benji's heart, but Benji's not so sure... He didn't want her to step out of his life if something went wrong. In the end, Kassandra learns that even death can't keep her from her love.

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 11734 | Read count: 192 | Published: 01-27-05 | Updated: 02-20-05
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She never thought she could love a man but then she met Tony who introduced her to the man of her dreams only problem is she's with Tony now....

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 1816 | Read count: 232 | Published: 02-13-05 | Updated: 02-13-05
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Good Charlotte was after tour. They have just got home to their house. After packing every stuff into their room the all went to the living room. Benji dropped down himself on to the sofa and Billy on the top of him...

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1881 | Read count: 124 | Published: 01-27-05 | Updated: 01-27-05
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A trilogy, first chapter is Sinful Secrets, then Sinful Eyes, then Sinful Scars. I can't really give a summary..but the chapter titles help.

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 4773 | Read count: 216 | Published: 01-18-05 | Updated: 01-18-05
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How could one little thing changed two people's whole lives?

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3893 | Read count: 495 | Published: 08-15-05 | Updated: 08-15-05
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A year after Billy's death, Paul visits the place he loves most...

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 573 | Read count: 33 | Published: 07-02-05 | Updated: 07-02-05
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He’s screaming at me, but I push his voice out of my head. I think of what he did to my brother, I think of before any of this had happened, I think of how this man, who used to be one of my most trusted friends, betrayed me and my brother and everyone he knew. It was all set up. For the whole time I knew him, it was all set up. It was fake. He was never my friend; never. That was only a figment of my imagination, and because of it, it cost me my brothers life, and may possibly cost me mine as well. IMPORTANT NOTE FOR ALL OF MY READERS INSIDE CHAPTER!!!

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1515 | Read count: 162 | Published: 07-14-05 | Updated: 07-14-05
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"My twin brother doesn't even need me. So what's the use of staying around?"

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2608 | Read count: 81 | Published: 09-11-05 | Updated: 09-12-05
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"Our idea of a party would disappoint you," says lead vocalist Joel Madden as he slowly picks at the crust of his pizza slice.

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1076 | Read count: 175 | Published: 01-22-05 | Updated: 01-22-05
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Living in Amsterdam, Nathalie Paxton gets a call asking her to be the PR manager for GC on their Young and the Hopeless Tour in 2004. She accepts, and the events that follow will change the course of several lives forever.

Chapters: 7 | Word count: 27641 | Read count: 567 | Published: 12-27-08 | Updated: 03-17-09
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Benji and Joel are having their 10th Christmas. Benji desperately wants a guitar but knows it's impossible with the lack of family funds. Joel sees how disappointed Benji is and decides to do something to make it the best Christmas Benji will ever have! *Won first place in "A Christmas Story" contest for General!*

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3603 | Read count: 149 | Published: 01-17-05 | Updated: 01-20-05
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We've all done things in our lives that we regret even... murder?

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1781 | Read count: 117 | Published: 03-30-07 | Updated: 03-31-07
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Benji: Welcome back. I'm one of your hosts Benji Madden and you're watching All Things Rock. There Joel, I said it! Joel: Thank you!

Chapters: 7 | Word count: 14479 | Read count: 523 | Published: 01-24-05 | Updated: 04-15-05
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Standalone. Okay, basically it's a story i co-wrote with a friend of mine, Lindsay, and it's about this creepy chick who is totally in love with Joel and stalks him and... okay, read the story for the rest. Please? I know it doesn't sound that great, but i think it's really, really good.

Chapters: 0 | Word count: 1949 | Read count: 13 | Published: 08-08-05 | Updated: 08-08-05
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Benji never really knew he was in love at the age of 19 until his best friend Brit (Short for Britain)passes away and he can't get over the fact that he is now living without her. Going 10 years into the future. Now 31 he has a new obsession to find personal traits that Brit had in someone else and suddenly finds it in an another local native of Maryland. Her name is Kat (Short for Kathrine). But somehow even in her afterlife Brit pops up with the reminder she is still there.

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 3233 | Read count: 87 | Published: 08-04-10 | Updated: 08-10-10
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Taylor Marie is the daughter of Joel madden of Good Charlotte. Taylor is 14 and lost her mom when she was 10. Taylor becomes a rebel and is afraid her dad is never going to agree with her or her decisions.

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 2231 | Read count: 203 | Published: 09-27-05 | Updated: 09-29-05
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am•ne•sia

Pronunciation: am-'nE-zh&

Function: noun

1 : loss of memory sometimes including the memory of personal identity due to brain injury, shock, fatigue, repression, or illness or sometimes induced by anesthesia

2 : a gap in one's memory



After selflessly taking the bullet for him, then disappearing suddenly, he finds her one cold january day... all memories of their almost fairytail life together... gone.

Now he's convinced to help her regain her memory and find out what happened that night three years earlier. Joel and Piya are pulled into the race against time, involving guns, lost fathers, and family secrets never revealed.

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3445 | Read count: 202 | Published: 02-03-07 | Updated: 05-07-07
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I make it into chorus, amazingly without any taunts or threats from the popular crowd. Maybe, my luck is changing. I sit down at my usual seat, second row, forth seat, and I get out my notebook and begin writing my thoughts on today; about music, of course. I can hear the normal people fill in the room and Mrs. Farwell, the teacher, take her position at her podium. Lost in thought, I don’t really notice all the whispering going on about the weird, tattooed, pierced man standing up at the front.



“Class,” Mrs. Farwell announces, catching my attention. “We have a special visitor today,” I look at the guy, blonde hair, same Madden face and charm as his brothers. I can’t help but stare.

Chapters: 14 | Word count: 16266 | Read count: 1111 | Published: 06-22-05 | Updated: 12-16-05
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**Sequal To I'm With The Band** It's 6 years later. Ally and Levi are married, with 2 more children and one on the way. Daisy had her baby, named Serena and married Billy. But there's still no sign of Laura. Or is there...

Chapters: 10 | Word count: 7557 | Read count: 581 | Published: 07-08-05 | Updated: 08-03-06
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